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Hello. Something called 'Homework' happened, so until the next, ANIMATED update, ponder on THIS:

Seer of Breath - Land of Wind and Moonlight

Mage of Time - Land of Clockwork and Books

Sylph of Space - Land of Mist and Frogs

Maid of Hope - Land of Spires and Horizons

Act 1

A young girl stands in her room. It just so happens that today, the 10th of December is a normal day. Not much going on really.

Oh wait! That's right, today is the day we find out her name...

Enter Name

Sadly, we have no awesome flash to show one entering a name. And why should we? She has entered her name in already!

So the name is?

Her name is FREYA FRASER.

Be Freya.

Your name is FREYA FRASER, and you're feeling fairly RELAXED at the moment. You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include DRAWING ON YOUR WALL, READING COMICS, and BLOGGING ABOUT THE THINGS YOU LOVE. You frequently draw characters from YOUR FAVOURITE BOOKS AND COMICS, and sometimes even DESIGN YOUR OWN. You also maintain a BLOG where you write about your FEELINGS. You occasionally indulge yourself with a SOFT DRINK now and again, particularly BEER OF THE GINGER VARIETY. This is mainly for the safety of yourself and others, as a CERTAIN CARBONATED DRINK WITH VEGETABLE EXTRACTS has been known to have a STRANGE AFFECT on you.

At the moment your internet is poor, so the narrator cannot possibly comment on what you are feeling as the narrator can not pester you on pesterchum, but from the way you are walking purposefully to the door we can guess you need to go downstairs.

Go Downstairs

Suddenly the art style has changed, as if someone has taken your lovely sprite and 'Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V'ed it onto a work of their own, a very rubbish model of your house. But you can tell its your house because your beloved cat Misty is lurking by the bathroom, and there seem to be enough doors, and there is a staircase leading downwards.

After stroking the cat you head downstairs.

THERE IS NOTHING TO ILLUSTRATE YOU GOING DOWNSTAIRS, BUT TRUST ME, YOU WALKED DOWN ONE FLIGHT OF STAIRS, THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM, AND DOWN ANOTHER FLIGHT OF STAIRS, THEN STRAIGHT TO THE KITCHEN.

Fetch Beverage

Beverage? Beverages! Your family have left you with a hearty supply of GINGER BEER. FENTIMAN'S GINGER BEER; because Fentiman's   is delicious!

Your family have gone for a brief HOLIDAY, lasting precisely a WEEK, in which they are going to look at all the BIG CATS IN THE WORLD. However, you had to stay at home to look after your own cat, MISTY, and to play a video game that you had found on the internet, the humorous and emotional roller coaster called Sburb Delta. Your friends CHARLIE and KATY have bought the same game from the infamous HACKER JACK.

There'll be more about him later. For now...

Freya: Drink Ginger Beer and Wait for Next Update

Now, does anyone have any comments/thoughts/requests for WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!

Prologue

The gastric brooding frog of Australia, (Rheobatrachus silus) eats its eggs and incubates the young tadpole within the stomach, letting the froglet crawl out when the time is right.
The galactic brooding frog cuts out the middle man and produces the egg inside its Skaiagalaxy, and lets it mature there, until it is strong enough to digest its own mother.
Galactic Brooding Frogs have an odd way of eating things. The closer to the skin of the frog you get, the more unusual existence becomes. If you were extremely lucky, you could fly a ship through the Outer Ring and straight into a new universe. The good thing about these large confusing spaces is that they can mingle with the large confusing spaces of other universes. A large Galactic Brooding Frog may snap up a smaller one with its tongue, and once the smaller frog is dragged through the outer ring, the larger frog can digest it with its Horrorterrors: universal enzymes of tentacled evil.
Once the frog has been broken down into energy-rich stars, the larger Galactic Brooding frog may expand, confusing many scientists in the process.
The aim of the game is to become the largest frog possible, and park yourself in the warm glow of the Green Sun until you are ready to create a new universe.
However, the process of making a new universe are rarely straightforward, especially if you've had problems with digesting smaller universes.
Sometimes things go wrong.
Sometimes you do not account for the rules being broken in an alternate universe.
Sometimes you do not take into account, LAST GUARDIANS.

Sburb Delta

You are a teenage kid who is about to start an EPIC QUEST.
What do you do?

Charlie: pester everyone about the amazing game you ordered illegally from Hacker Jack!
-Katy does not yet have a chumhandle
-Ella has been pestered
-Freya is awaiting pestering, but she probably knows about Hacker Jack's scandalous deals already!

Rules+startup

Hallo peoples!
So far I know that there are two of you out there planning on playing a game of Sburbs/Sgrub with me, so I'm just gonna lay down some tiles.
To the left you can see me in my ginger wizard coated glory. If you like, you can make similar images of yourselves.
What will this adventure be like?
Well, two things have been decided so far:
-The SBurb we will be playing will be a cheap bootleg made in China and everything is glitched and full of atrocious Engrish
(idea courtesy of Freya)
-This session will work. None of this Homestuck style needing a Scratch or destroying/making Green Suns (Idea requested by Ellen) we are going to do this properly, because I trust none of you are silly enough to make an unbeatable Jack Noir.
The game will start once we have decided on the four human players, however, you can also be:
-An ancestor (troll or human. YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN DAD?!)
-A troll
You can have as many fantrolls as you can muster, until we have 24 trolls. But until all twelve trolls have been revealed the troll storyline is LOCKED. 
There is no name for the Sburb session yet, although I am fond of 'CrumpetStuck'. The story will be shown as a weekly update made on saterday mornings, based on the comments on the previous post and anything you send to my E-mail.

Joining the party
Comment, either with a Google account or an Anonymous thingy. You need your name (real or fictional. For instance, I could call myself Charlotte and tell the whole internet who I am, or I can be Felicity Crumpet or Charlie Archer.) your Pesterchum Chumhandle (mine is draconicEntomologist) and a bit about your character. If you want more than one character (e.g: A human main player and a few fantrolls) write the profile thus:
Human Name: skldjhfghglhfg kfdjghsdklgh
Chumhandle: dfshfghHdfmvl
Profile: I am a CAKE and I like the colour PURPLE.
Troll Name: dgkjhsdfkjg lkgfjhsdflkg
Chumhandle: sdklgfjhJzdfn
Profile: MEOW
Troll's anscestor: d,kfjng
Chumhandle: none (pending)
Profile: CHEESE
Human Parental figure Name: kljfghsdlkfgh
etc. etc. etc....

Story
This is going to start with humans. Whoever is the first one to be standing in the room about to be named will be a mystery, until we have all of the characters. Then I will fiddle about, arrange Pesterchum meetings and START TEH STORY.
If you want to send in art, send it to Northwyrm@hotmail.etc... Pesterlogs can be copied onto a Word Document and sent to the same address. Using the materials sent to me, and a few of my own things, I will make posts about recent occurrences. This is a FAN ADVENTURE, so cram in your FAN ART and it will be displayed.

So, please comment and join!

Edit: There were some concerns about INTERNET BROWSERS and how they relate to DENIZENS. Do not worry about this, for I am planning SOMETHING SNEAKY.

IT WILL BEGIN ON SUNDAY... I think

Wait a moment, for I am checking a few things out before starting this HOMESTUCK FANADVENTURE!